SANTA ANA -- An Orange County man was arrested Tuesday morning, accused of ejaculating into his female co-worker's water bottle on two separate occasions.

Michael Kevin Lallana, 31, of Fullerton, is charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification.

If convicted, he faces three months to three years in jail with mandatory sex offender registration.

Lallana was released on $500 bail and is set to be arraigned September 14, 2010 in Santa Ana.

The incident happened on January 14, 2010, at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, according to the Orange County District Attorney's office.

Investigators say Lallana entered the victim's office and deposited his semen into a water bottle that was on his co-worker's desk.

The defendant is accused of leaving the semen-filled water bottle on the victim's desk which she drank when she returned to her office.

The unidentified victim, who was unaware of the bottle's contents, drank the contaminated water. She threw it away after feeling sick, investigators say.

Three months later, the victim and six other employees, including the defendant, were transferred to the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company's Orange branch. That's where a second incident occurred, according to officials.

On April 9, 2010, Lallana is accused of assaulting the same victim by depositing his ejaculation into another water bottle that the victim left on her desk. The victim took a sip from the bottle, then felt sick. She decided to send the specimen to a private lab to be tested.

The lab contacted her and told her the water bottle contained semen, police said.

The victim then notified the Orange Police Department .

DNA tests confirmed the semen belonged to Lallana. He was arrested at his Fullerton home by officers with the Orange Police Department.

This was not me.  This time. 

How safe is your water?

Someone call Detective Monk

I'd beat that sonvabitchs ass!!!

What's wrong with tha dude"s semen that it had to make her feel sick before she could figure out it wasn't just water?

Maybe he had weak semen? 

This really is one of the grossest stories I've read.  I just can't get over the image of all these little sperms swimming around in this woman's water. Now I have to do research on what makes weak tasting sperm. UGH UGH UGH!!!

If you want to do a taste test I'm sure we could find some samples. 

Okay...you made me laugh and gag at the same time.  No comments about the gagging.